"He's strong, he's brave and he eats bullets for breakfast.". A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.

Movie rating: 5.7 / 10 (1744)

Directed by: Albert Pyun - Albert Pyun - Albert Pyun

Writer credits: Albert Pyun - Albert Pyun

Cast: Andrew Dice Clay - Teri Hatcher - Yuji Okumoto - Deborah Van Valkenburgh - Brion James

AKA: Sam and Ed, Brainsmasher: A Love Story, The Bouncer and the Lady

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